INT. SHLEEPITOV NURSING HOME – DAY – FLASHBACK
Flashback/Fantasy sequence in slow motion: Cheesy 80′s power ballad plays. The band bursts through the front doors of the nursing home with their hair blowing as they walk through the bellows of smoke and an ELDERLY AWE-STRUCK CROWD.
They pass a room where PATIENTS are doing geriatric sit-down exercises. All of them are holding beach balls, moving in sync with the 80′s power ballad. We see an aerial view of the patients as they make a kaleidoscope pattern like a Busby Berkeley musical. The NURSES pirouette into the pattern then make a domino effect as they each place a pill on the patient’s tongues. The aerial camera spins down to one of the PATIENT’s open mouth, down the patient’s throat to darkness, ending this scene.
INT. SHLEEPITOV NURSING HOME REC ROOM – FLASHBACK CONTINUED
Flashback/Reality: The band is set up and ready to play in front of the ELDERLY PATIENTS. Bertha walks up to the mic.
Hi! We’re HotPhlash. We were hot in the 80′s …but now we’re just hot all time!
Here is our new song WASTED YOUTH.
The band cranks into a punk song.
What’s the use
Of trying to be young
When your already done
For the night
Can’t walk, can’t talk
Lost my money
Lost my last tooth
My wasted youth
TWO OLD LADY PATIENTS look at each other.
OLD LADY PATIENT #1:
I can’t hear them. I wish they’d turn it up.
OLD LADY PATIENT #2:
What’d ya say?
Old lady patient #2′s dentures then fall out and she puts them back in.