(Continued from Scene 9 Episode 1 or start at the beginning)
INT. BANANA HAMMOCK SHOW ROOM – SAME NIGHT
Carolyn is standing near the bar. She pulls out a pack of candy cigarettes, sticks one in her mouth and leans over to a DRUNK MAN at the bar.
CAROLYN:
Got a light, sugar nuts?
The drunk man fumbles for his lighter and tries unsuccessfully several times to light her candy cigarette. Meanwhile, TWO WOMEN FROM THE AUDIENCE approach Carolyn. She tries to ignore them.
WOMAN FROM THE AUDIENCE #1:
You guys are so great. Of all the menopausal,
all-female rock bands I’ve seen, you’re the best.
CAROLYN:
Yeah, I know.
WOMAN FROM THE AUDIENCE #2:
How’d you guys get started?
Carolyn bites off a piece of her candy cigarette and flicks the rest on the floor, stomps it out as if it was real.
CAROLYN:
Ya wanna know how I got started, huh?
Led Zepplin-esque music begins to play what sounds like their song KASHMIR mixed with crazy circus music.
INT. CONCERT STADIUM – NIGHT – FANTASY SEQUENCE
In slow motion we see a dreamy, foggy scene of Carolyn playing keyboards alone on a stage. OZZY OSBOURNE and ROBERT PLANT are the only ones in the audience and are throwing their underwear and roses at her, rushing the stage.
CAROLYN:
(V.O. during fantasy sequence)
Well, here’s how I got started. Ozzy Osbourne asked me
to headline for him after he saw me playing at the food court
in the Springfield Mall. Him and Robert Plant both are still
stalking me to this day and it’s just getting old.
You have no idea what it is liked to be worshiped
and stalked by those lunatics!
Carolyn spots Ozzy and Robert from the stage. Terrified, she frantically runs off. We see Ozzy and Robert climb onto the stage to chase Carolyn.
INT. BANANA HAMMOCK SHOW ROOM – BACK TO REALITY
Carolyn snatches a glass of whiskey off a WAITER’s tray, chugs it, then shoves the empty glass into the hand of woman from the audience #1.
WOMAN FROM THE AUDIENCE #1:
Wow. (pause) Uh, Ok.
CAROLYN:
And the black limousine with the license plate
six, six, six, that follows me everywhere, is probably
outside right now. Damn stalkers!
Carolyn turns away to check for her stalkers, turns back around and sees that the two women are gone. Behind Carolyn a new show starts on the stage which is set up with ancient Greet ruins. The male stripper, Ereckteus comes out in a toga.
M.C. OF BANANA HAMMOCK:
Now, let’s give a big round of applause for Ereckteus,
The God of Morning Wood!
Ereckteus pulls off his toga, revealing a banana leaf thong.
© 2010 Dorothy Caldwell and Paula Montondo
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