(Continued from Scene 10 Episode 1 or start at the beginning)
INT. BANANA HAMMOCK DRESSING ROOM – MINUTES LATER
Zelda is at her make-up mirror. Ereckteus, just off stage, all sweaty with a pair of large woman’s panties stuck to his back, sneaks up behind Zelda and covers her eyes.
ERECKTEUS:
Gueeeesssss whooooo?
ZELDA:
Oh, gosh, I give up.
He lets go, then she spins around.
ZELDA:
Oh, Wilbert, I would have never guessed.
Zelda kisses him then peels off the sweaty woman’s panties stuck on his back.
ZELDA:
I’ll just put this with all your others. So, are we still
on for Monday night?
ERECKTEUS:
You bet, my little kumquat face.
ZELDA:
Great! I will make your favorite: raw tofu broccoli casserole
with curry grain and a side nut dish.
ERECKTEUS:
Yummy, can’t wait! Oh and I’ll bring my special
raw bean soup and a wheat grass salad.
CAROLYN:
God, no one light a candle at that dinner table. Talk about I.E.D.’s!
Bertha walks up, eating a hot dog, holding Andy Conda on a leash. She waves the hot dog at Zelda and Ereckteus. They both ignore her.
BERTHA:
Wanna bite?
ERECKTEUS:
Uh…see you later Zelda.
ZELDA:
See you then!
Ereckteus kisses Zelda and he walks off.
BERTHA:
Sounds like you and the ol’ God of Morning Wood are gonna
speed up global warming with that methane producing dinner
you have planned. So, are things still rockin’ with you Ereckteus?
ZELDA:
You mean Wilbert. Well, things are still groovy!
EXT. VARIOUS SETTINGS – FANTASY SEQUENCE MONTAGE
Sitar meditation music plays. We see Zelda and Ereckteus crawling out of a dumpster carrying plastic bottles then kissing, then climbing up a mountain to meet the DALI LAMA, then Ereckteus handing a bouquet of broccoli to Zelda with a bow around it, as if they were flowers. They both take a bite out of it.
© 2010 Dorothy Caldwell and Paula Montondo
