SCENE 13 Episode 1 – Margi-Mani-Pedi

(Continued from Scene 12 or start at the beginning)

INT. BANANA HAMMOCK DRESSING ROOM – SECONDS LATER

Just then Stripper Bob peeks his head back into the dressing room.

STRIPPER BOB:
Hey, Bertha. I’m gonna have to move our appointment
for tomorrow. Can we do our Margi-Mani-Pedi on Thursday?

BERTHA:
That’s fine, whatever!

Bob notices the drama and quickly leaves.

ZELDA:
Margi-Mani-Pedi? (throws her hands up in disgust)
I don’t even want to know about your
kinky sex games with your boy toys.

BERTHA:
Kinky sex games? Boy toys? All I wanted was to
save some money by having Bob do my nails and hair.
Margi-Mani-Pedi means getting a manicure
and pedicure while drinking Margaritas.
I don’t know what the big deal is.

ZELDA:
A Manicure? Is that what you guys were talking about?

BERTHA:
Yeah, what did you think?

ZELDA:
Oh, my gosh! I’m so sorry.

SHITHEAD:
I’m sorry too!

BERTHA:
Oh, I love you guys. I’m sorry!

Bertha, Zelda and Shithead do a group hug. The group hug opens to Carolyn to motion for her to join in.

ZELDA:
We’re sorry, Carolyn.

Carolyn turns her back.

CAROLYN:
I’m not.

© 2010 Dorothy Caldwell and Paula Montondo

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